One Minute Theater: Diary of a Mad White Man

This could be a very short diary.  David doesn’t truly know how raw OPA can get.  He thinks he knows, but he doesn’t.

#WhoIsTheMole you ask?  Well, I done did it again.  Tweet the writers and let them know that I, Sabia, with 10 minutes of free time and a margarita has blown this case wide open!
The Mole is ….. Ms. Hanley, Fitz’ old secretary/aide. 
Y’all think it’s just the tequila talking you say?  Well riddle me this:
Why did Ms. Hanley just up and get replaced this year?  She’s barely been seen since the early episodes of Season 1.  Why go through the trouble of replacing her?  What is that chick hiding?
I give you the half-assed evidence in the photos above.  See? 
Sneakin’
I know that look.  I’ve given that look.  Hell, I’ve given that look within the last 12 hours.
So let’s just say our comely young secretary/aide has been harboring a secret crush on our Superman-curled, ab-crunching POTUS lo these past 3ish years.  Maybe she gets sick of him mooning over Olivia and having to do his bidding to keep replacing her WH badges every time they break up, track her down, send her Christmas cards, cheese baskets, and whatnot. 
Maybe she decides that it’s time to get even at Fitz for not overlooking her below the knee, practical work clothes, modest necklines and sensible hairstyles to see the temptress that lies within. 
Maybe she wanted a fucking raise so she too could buy some Gucci trenchcoats and nummy sweaters to flounce around in. 
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Maybe she was just fed up with Mellie being in her face everyday. 
Maybe she was working on her lip quiver 24/7 to no avail and could only muster a wobbly snarl. 
Maybe Joke is her half brother that her daddy wouldn’t claim cuz he wears too much lipstick.
I ain’t got all the details, I’m just giving facts, or in this case, my wild ass guesses possibly enhanced by tequila.  Hanley had access, motive and tingly loins (I bet.) 
Like I said, sneakin’
And as we’ve learned all season, “Bitches be crazy.”
I’m calling foul on Hanley.  Mole Mystery solved. 
So in the words of Jay-Z, On to the next one!
Take that to the bank!  Well, okay, maybe one of those CoinStar machines at the grocery store, but you get what I’m saying.
Or you know, I’m completely wrong or whatever.  Either way.
Hey, it’s hiatus!  We gotta keep ourselves amused! :P High-res

#WhoIsTheMole you ask?  Well, I done did it again.  Tweet the writers and let them know that I, Sabia, with 10 minutes of free time and a margarita has blown this case wide open!

The Mole is ….. Ms. Hanley, Fitz’ old secretary/aide. 

Y’all think it’s just the tequila talking you say?  Well riddle me this:

Why did Ms. Hanley just up and get replaced this year?  She’s barely been seen since the early episodes of Season 1.  Why go through the trouble of replacing her?  What is that chick hiding?

I give you the half-assed evidence in the photos above.  See? 

Sneakin’

I know that look.  I’ve given that look.  Hell, I’ve given that look within the last 12 hours.

So let’s just say our comely young secretary/aide has been harboring a secret crush on our Superman-curled, ab-crunching POTUS lo these past 3ish years.  Maybe she gets sick of him mooning over Olivia and having to do his bidding to keep replacing her WH badges every time they break up, track her down, send her Christmas cards, cheese baskets, and whatnot. 

Maybe she decides that it’s time to get even at Fitz for not overlooking her below the knee, practical work clothes, modest necklines and sensible hairstyles to see the temptress that lies within. 

Maybe she wanted a fucking raise so she too could buy some Gucci trenchcoats and nummy sweaters to flounce around in. 

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